The Rookie Killer is the first of three gag songs in the musical. It is sung a capella
by Winston Payne and interrupted as Mia drags Phoenix out of the courtroom, ending
the scene. Although the song has a full set of lyrics (seen below), only a couple
lines from the song were included in the actual musical before the interruption.
I'm the Rookie Killer Another one bites the dust I'm the Rookie Killer Your case will
be a bust
I've been doing this for many years I've seen it all before Don't even think
you stand a chance You should just walk out that door—